Ask Gideon Jura

misery-loves-comedy:

So

I’m just fucking clingy as shit

Because he texted me back.

I need to stop phoning. Forever.

I traveled a lot and I learned many new things, and you?After dinner where you take me?*winks*

Id like to see you in combat sometime. Just not me a your target. *smiles and ponders* well we could walk around and find soothing to do.

A cute planeswalker like you doesn't scare me.~

And a beautiful vampire does not give me worry. Now if you sparkled…

Mountain area and steak.. Want to vitiate me?*giggles* *takes his hand and smiles* I accept.

*laughs* i just want to make up for that grub soup *winks and leads you up a hill and thru many districts* what have you been up to today?

Changing the subject, dinner?

I know this cafe we could go to in the mountain area. Beautiful view and amazing steak. *offers hand and smiles*

You couldn't if you tried, love.*winks*

I killed Eldrazi big eight to wipe out and enslave your whole tribe.

Comebacks are not your forte, are they?

I’m much better at vampire slaying

Gideon and Chandra sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G~

I’m sorry vampire. It’s hard to understand you with Anawons you’ve in your mouth *wink*

You were so silent.. Well.. I thought I had done something wrong :(

No dear. I had to help Liliana stay out of jail…again. You’ve done nothing wrong